You'd sort of assume that a new Anthony Weiner sexting scandal would cause the New York Post to scramble its jets and create a front page as cheeky as its one that welcomed Eliot Spitzer back to electoral politics. And while the paper makes plenty of hay online: "He must pull out," "Carlos the Jerkel" -- today's front page is remarkably low-key by Post standards.

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Judging by Twitter, readers were anticipating something more like a two-by-four to the mayoral candidate's head.