There's some weird stuff out there, work-wise, web-wise and otherwise. An example, from Jobschmob.com: "There is a woman at work who I now refer to as 'Santa Claus'. She's snobby, but aside from that:

"She's making her list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town. 'She' knows if you are sleeping. She knows if you're awake. She knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!

"Ho, ho, ho!!! :)"