Mark Saal wonders why, despite a long career of pilfering humor columnists' work, Jon Flatland left his alone. He searches some of his favorite lines from his columns and comes up empty -- and a little disappointed.
No real writer likes to see plagiarism happen, but don't kid yourself. Ninety-five percent of all the humor columnists in the country were secretly hoping they'd had at least one piece among those plagiarized by Flatland. And the other 5 percent are liars.The snub, he decides, is a wake-up call: "If I ever expect to be plagiarized, I'm going to have to start producing -- right here, right now -- some better source material." (more...)