Until now, my favorite tabloid headline came from the New York Post: “Headless Body in Topless Bar.”
- The July 26, 2013, cover of the New York Daily News
That paradigm of textual parallelism has been supplanted by this recent wordplay from the New York Daily News: “Same Old Schlong & Dance.” The Yiddish slang for penis — or should I say schlang — is bowdlerized only by the substitution of a round “Race for Mayor” badge over the letter “o.”
The image is of disgraced mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner clutching a phallic carrot at a soup kitchen. Weiner’s unfortunate name, his sexting misadventures, his sacrificial wife, and his unbridled narcissism have turned him into a laughingstock.
As my colleague Anna Li points out, the key word here is “stock.”
In Puritan days, Weiner would have been pilloried — chained for shame in the public square, his head in the stocks, his sins on display, with his critics hurling insults, epithets, rotten food, and the occasional dead animal in his face. Read more