Buzzfeed Articles Without The GIFs
“I love Buzzfeed’s writing, but couldn’t stand those pesky GIFs getting in the way,” writes the creator of a surprisingly compelling Tumblr blog.
Hunter Schwarz’s salute to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was a breezy read when first published in August, but stripped of visual frippery it’s even breezier: 88 words that would totally flatten Lord Zedd.
Sponsored content from Dove about the joys of showering? You won’t break a sweat reading the 77-word version!
The site’s longest read so far: Katie Heaney and Jessica Misener’s attempt to troll mushroom-lovers. The all-text version, at 167 words, reads like a website comment left by a crazy person. A brief example:
They are slimy weird bulb food!!! Mushrooms are the surprise ruiner of many a pasta. Some of them LOOK LIKE BRAINS.